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Hot Mess

A church steeple collapses down into an oversized parking lot 

Debris and pedigree colliding into exactly what we wrought 

Giant clown shoes crush buildings in the distance 

While ties are used as nooses hoisting artists up for pennies 

Jangling innocence 

They didn't lose the plot they wrote it 

They asked for more and then asked you to tote it 

The people mourn on the way to work, the great commuter's moaning 

This would be easier if we knew the motive 

 

So close it 

Lock the doors 

Shut all the windows 

Break down communication 

Throw away your new clothes 

It's not the truth that the world is falling apart 

It's just the gray area between hard ground and cold stars 

I'm not rock bottom, I'm not famous, I'm not at large 

I'm just struggling to find meaning in the march 

 

Good ole Godzilla makes his way up Glenwood avenue 

None of the clubs stop dancing but some people die while they do 

Cracked windows stack up upon bimbos like angels traipsing through the aftermath of revelations 

These are just symbols 

Y'all call them whores I call them outdoors 

Like fresh air, the outcasted are the only ones you can trust with the course 

Plague doctors and handsy proctors put hands on hips, their own 

And lean back proclaiming honey we're home 

Surveying the tremored shaking of an earth whose sobs are quaking 

All these images come to me like the smell of fresh bacon 

As easy as breakfast which we are never slow enough for making 

Only crunching on the enamel of expectations 

Highly limited now 

Like the comforts of my couch 

It's not that I don't go out 

It's the nagging knowing that I don't have to now 

 

Maybe my hedonism is the product of a lessened sentence but god I hope before it falls we finish 

Alarm signs blare out there 

Star spangled bombs and banners drop from the air 

Never been an attack on our soil so we will never will care 

But in here we're fucking and as Bukowski was aware 

Fucking is almost as dangerous as thinking 

And good American citizens do very little fucking 

Yet still we're drinking 

Yet still the smoke I'm sneezing 

Coughing to get off the pain and fire becomes pleasing 

I am not coping with the horror or the trauma  

I am coping with the boredom of knowing there is nothing left to honor 

God damn poet writing sorrow in their sauna 

Throwing darts at words curbing objective subjective rejective adjectives over verbs  

Painting feelings as truth 

Upright as uncouth, overnight as long youth, horrible sights as your mom's view 

Dirty jokes under math proofs 

Overeducated, underintelligent barely capable of stringing together a message yet 

Every apartment feels like an oven with no timer 

Burnt, well done, or raw pretty soon they'll be on fire 

 

But not here 

Somewhere over there 

As distant as California 

As distant as darker hair 

As distant as a culture of which I've never been aware 

Speaking strangely euphemistic  

drawing laws upon their women wearing hoods or wearing chakrams  

Growing rice or blowing hot rum  

Raising sails or raising children  

Raising barns or raising hoodlums 

Are we on one, are we product, or are we human 

Father Father made us miss one 

Or more like amiss of one billion as I sit in here in my privacy there's a thousand screaming civilians 

There's a friend down in the dumps 

There's a chick with red pumps 

There's a local election turning blood red as gas goes up 

There's a hot sunset casting a long shadow on the city 

Something's lacking down here in the land of plenty 

 

But I don't think about these things usually 

I don't watch the news 

I pray on my way to the gym that my car makes it through 

I smoke a little weed 

I forget to water my plants 

Every blue moon I sing and I dance 

Still the oceans rise 

It's futile and concise 

I am so sick of being bored in my demise 

Ain’t that the most disgusting thing you ever heard 

But today I don’t have answers 

Just words 

Dry Spell

The Refrains of Screaming Raindrops