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Sexually Anorexic

I almost called this Anorsexic. So you're welcome.

Do you ever look at food and instead of seeing food you're just reminded of your own failures?

Well then maybe you see what I'm getting at here

And keeping with the theme

I know I'm not a failure

Just like I know I'm not fat

But feelings and real things are miles apart at that

Pickle

Cup Runneth Over