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Suspicious squishy fishes lick the outside of our stitches

Salty kisses on the missus calling almonds superstitious

 

Alma Mater where its hotter, make the balsam body saunter

False applauding to the potter with the swish before the fodder

Raise a tissue to the issue with the bitching and the misuse

All the excuse you can amuse till the spirit's only refuse

 Let me hear it while we peer into the apex of the spear

We shed a tear that's crystal clear from all the poison we are near

 

*breathe*

 

So hoist it up upon the voices, make a choice to shatter cloisters

All the safety isn't "poifect" in the bonding of the ointment

 

All absconding with the fondling, fix the laundry for the flaunting

On the honor, ponder blotters, till the flattered city saunters

 

Matter dark is only sadder, madder for the batty hatter

Swing the batter hear the clatter when the kettle falls to shatter

 

Don't you meddle, always settle, leave your corners to the bevel

Stay the pedal like your mettle and tether Hansel to your Gretel

 

*laugh*

 

Yeah pants'll fall, tinsel tall, antsy hands full at the mall

There's a chance you'll grope the dancer and cancel Christmas after all

 

Hope the pope elopes with candles, 'stead of dope and roping scandals

with a tote composed of brambles just to cope with soapy answers

 

Amble after ample laughter, campers tramping through the rafters

planter one decanters apples while planter two philanders masters

 

*cry*

 

You blew the room tomb with the boom and huge bloom nukes'll use too soon

Now the coup flew the coop and shoed up the flue with a few U-brooms

Fuck you to the moon, queue up the flute to shoot some cool blue tunes

Azul schools pool fools and brew tools

while the news screws hues and proofs to use as food for the new true goon

who knew

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